Friday, June 25, 2010

Can I Buy an A


For whatever reason I'm trying to discourage sleeping in the nude. But the children are like furnaces and by morning they have stripped out of their PJs. So, I purchased some A-shirts. Widely known as the wife-beater tank. Cooper took to 'em like I'm sure Sambora took to his first guitar.

But I'm having to retrain myself to call them A-shirts. What self respecting woman teaches another generation of men that anyone -- no matter what they are wearing -- can beat a wife?

Now, let's just hope he doesn't ask for some shit-kickers. Because where I'm from, they are called nothing but.

1 comment:

Angenette said...

That's funny. I called boots that the other day and was met with a lot of blank stares.