Nothing good follows a teacher who pulls you aside and proceeds in hushed tones to tell you what your child has said during class. Especially when those words are your own.
In a proper discussion of feelings and emotions, Cooper's teachers posed a question to the class. "Who knows another word for angry?"
Cooper -- my brilliant boy -- politely raised his hand and waited to be called on. Then said, "Pissed off."
Oh, I'm so proud.