Here's a conversation I never thought I'd have.
Me: You know, Coop, you don't want A* to think you're stalking her.
Me: Did you hear me? Or do you mean to say, "What is stalking?"
Coop: What is stalking?
Me: Well, you know how when you went to A's house and she wasn't home so you decided to wait on her front step until she got home?
Coop: Yes, I really wanted to see her.
Me: That's stalking. And it's kinda ... strange.
Me: Did you hear me? Or do you mean to say, "Why is it strange?"
Coop: Why is it strange?
Me: Well, even though she is your friend, people don't like to feel like you are watching every move they make.
Coop: Ooooohhhhhhh. I get it.
Lord help me, I hope he does get it. Photographed here, through a technique known as stalking with a big lens. Te he heheh.
*Name changed to protect a little girl who looks an awful lot like Gretchen from Project Runway.