Don't Be a Jack Ass

If you had the following conversation with a 4-year-old, I believe you would come to the same conclusion I have.

"Do you know what happens if a person gets touched by a donkey?"

"No."

"If a person gets touched by a donkey they turn into a donkey."

"What is a donkey?"

"It's a person that doesn't know how to change back into a person. That's why you should run away from donkeys."

Oh I whole-heartedly agree. Only here's how I would issue a warning about touching donkeys.

People who hang out with jack asses turn into jack asses. Jack asses are people who used to be good, but now are just plain jack asses. So you should steer clear of the jack asses.

I'm just saying. Four-year-olds know their stuff.