A Few Things I've Learned

This week has presented itself with some wisdom. Thought I'd share.


1. If snacks ending in ...tos are involved, everything will have to be washed.

2. You better hope the first kid has narrow feet, otherwise the hand-me-down scheme doesn't work. The reverse is true of "slim" pants. In my case, non-compliant in every way.

3. "Cheese!" is the universal code word for stick out your tongue, hit your brother, and/or pick your nose.