Big moment in history today. Cooper helped Steve mow the lawn, for the first time. He followed it up with plunging headlong into his first serious birds-and-the-bees question.
Coop: Mommy how did you get us?
Me: What do you mean? (Is that a hive I feel?)
Coop: How did you and Steve get me and Mason?
Me: Ummmmmmm. (It's hot in here. I'm hot, are you hot?) We grew you.
Mason: (Whips head around sharply.) What!?!??!
Me: Why are you asking me this? (Are my rings getting tight? Are the walls moving in?)
Coop: When are you going to grow some more boys?
Me: Oh! I'm not going to grow anymore boys. (Mason is still staring me down.)
Mason: Why?!?!!?
Me: Uhhhhh...
Coop: What is 1000 plus 1?
Me: 1001 (Phew! I got one right.)
5 comments:
Well, your kids are beautiful so you must be wonderful gardners!
ROFL - I'm sure that will be me soon...
Good answer, just wait until the are ready for more,
Hehe. You should have told them the truth. I doubt they'd believe it anyhow. Haha. Laughing too hard.
What was it that you told Coop last summer in IF when he asked how I got the baby in my tummy? Didn't you say that I swallowed it? Didn't care to use that one again?
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