Please excuse Hooli for not finishing her homework over the past week. She has been loving on her kids, driving 558.44 miles (twice), visiting with her family and friends, missing her sewing machine, fretting her frozen plants, and seeing one of her four brothers for the first time in more than two years.
She will return with a full report and with all T's crossed and I's dotted -- or whatever. Come again, but not until tomorrow or you will be disappointed.
PS -- I've had a lot of practice in writing the fake sick note or two. Just ask my high school principal.