Death to LEGO Guy

The life of a LEGO guy is a rough one. Especially those who live in our house. Usually they are missing arms or hands. Very often they are sucked into the vacuum and must be fished out of the dust, dirt, dander and hair of the canister. It's really disgusting. I suspect the toil of days as a toy became too much for one of these foot soldiers and he threw himself into the oven. That, or he was thrown into the oven and then forgotten about until I turned it up to 400 degrees to bake some bread.